10 true reasons to hate supafaggot

1) His name is Dale..i mean WTF is up with that.
2) He has a mega crush on Kimbo
3) Being fair though Kimbo...I've heard he's a legend in the bed...all he needs is a partner.
4) His mother told him off last night for farting in bed.
5) He gets drunk on shandy.
6) He thinks he pwns - he must be 'Dazed'.
7) He was born in Liverpool.
His middle name is "Melvin".
9) He wears a tie to bed.

10) He pretends he's Batman in the daytime ^^

Feel free to add 10 more reasons!

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Nice hiding place Dale! Your turn to seek this time!

let me brew for a day or two, then il hit you hard.

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1) ok.. lets state the obvious here.. hes a fag
2) his boyfriend is richard
3) his make up bag is so living in the 80's
4) he likes to wear his pants on his head to fancy dress parties (and any other social events)
5) his dentist referred him to a street doctor
6) he lives in he ghetto of london.. i think he deserves a bullet or an egg on the head..
7) his toes are longer than his fingers
8) hes got athletes foot on his face
9) he cuts his toenails with plyers
10) he got manhandled by kate (she happened to pop his cherry)
11) there are toomany dales in this world.. please annihilate this one
12) his best friend is a rubber glove
13) cheated on his boyfriend with a squirrel
14) his favourite song is 'i need a hero'
15) only person to get negative in an IQ test
16) he left excess flab on my toilet seat!
17) hes got a forest on his ass (rich told me)
18) his dad wont give me holiday pay for being his friend
19) he fell down the stairs in a bungalow
20) hes dale.. whats not to hate?!?

lol. got nuthin' but love fo u G <3

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9) he cuts his toenails with plyers

who told u about this?!?!

i h8 u